If any of you were thinking of walking the Offa's Dyke path this summer, you'd better be careful - chances are you could find yourself hurtling into a limbo-realm of non-existence as soon as you put one foot outside the English border. Why? Because it seems that Wales has… read more…

It was Friedrich Nietzsche that once said, "Under conditions of peace the warlike man attacks himself." That doesn't really have anything to do with this story but we thought it may serve to make us look intelligent. And perhaps it will. The real news is that if you were starting… read more…

The number of obese people on this Britannic island of ours is skyrocketing - infact, as you read this, literally hundreds of people will be unbuttoning their belts a notch, making way for the extra stomach baggage taken on by wolfing down a family-size bar of Cadbury's LardVeins. Enough,… read more…

It isn't difficult to surprise someone. Simply pop a balloon behind their head, or leap out at them from a darkened room, or tell them that you just ate a Pot Noodle and consider it one of the most delicious things you've ever tasted. Although that last one might… read more…