Is it just us, or has this been the longest Parliamentary year ever? The only thing keeping the Westmonster team going is regular injections of gin straight into the eyeball. Anyway, here we go again: Oral PQs Monday - Home Office Tuesday - Communities and Local Government Wednesday - Scotland;… read more…

Is being leader of the Opposition easy, we were asking last night in the pub? Yeah, we all know that being an MP is bloody hard work if you do it properly, and the higher you get, the more demands there are on you. So how has Davy Cameron made… read more…

Guess what? Cameron is the first person EVAH to notice that rape is a bit of a problem for women, and as the only one who's spotted this hitherto, Westmonster is pleased to confer on him the title of "First Lady." As to those glory-stealing women who've tried to jump on his bandwagon… read more…

BONG! A bird flu outbreak has been identified on the Norfolk-Suffolk border and, as we speak, half the hacks in London are decamping to the shires in order to hunt out errant poultry, interview the local populace about who in DEFRA should resign (correct answer: all of them), and speculate on… read more…

Whilst the Boy David's "rape is bad, mmmkay?" speech has gone down well with most women's groups, such far-left pinko commie, man-hating feminazi stylings did not find support everywhere. And by "everywhere" we mean "amongst the Daily Mail readership." The comments at the bottom of this article provide a salutary lesson that whilst you… read more…

The Boy David is to state the obvious on rape later today - namely that many rapists go unpunished, and too many men feel that they have some sort of divine right to access lady-parts whenever they fancy it. Obvious it may be, but a big thumbs up to Davy for planning… read more…