A massive four people took part in the Westmonster lunchtime poll yesterday - more than the number of votes received by Labour in the last by-election, and quadruple the number of partners enjoyed by sexpot Anne Widdecombe. We rock! If you've forgotten (or just don't care), we asked you whether… read more…

Despite his resignation and campaign against the controversial 42 Day detention plans, the good people over at Politics Home have cobbled together some stats that reveal David Davis's staunch rebellion has been less than successful in swaying the public mindset. Or, as they put it: 'a total failure.' Careful… read more…

It's been three days since our last grand attempt at political polling went online, and, with the epic response that we managed to garner, it's a testament to the Internet's durability that it didn't buckle under all the pressure. If you'd forgotten, we asked you what you thought of Boris… read more…

So. According to our poll the other day, 68 percent of Westmonster readers reckon that we should take immediate 'aggressive action' in Zimbabwe. Honestly - you're like Chuck Norris, you lot are. We've actually decided that we like harvesting your opinions, if you don't mind. So we're going to… read more…

Zimbabwe opposition leader Morgan Tsvangirai has pulled out of Friday's election, thereby handing power automatically to corrupt leader Robert Mugabe. He has also called on the UN to intervene and prevent further 'genocide' from blighting the nation. Foreign Secretary David Miliband has been customarily scathing about Mugabe's regime ... yet… read more…

Hey. Do you live in London? Are you aged between 25-34? Are you registered to vote? Chances are that - among that particular target bracket - 27% percent of you will have either shaken your head miserably or yelled 'voting? I don't need to do that! What have those… read more…

Everywhere you look, it's like 1987 all over again. Why, just glance over there - it's the debut album from Guns N Roses being listened to by hot new film star Pauly Shore. Phew. And what about that Terry Waite kidnapping, eh? Bet he'll be home in no time.… read more…

Back in the 1950s, many imagined the future to be a space-age smorgasboard of hovering cars, instant meal pills, metal robot pants and Coca-cola running from bathroom faucets. Ask anyone that question now, howver, and the answer will be somewhat different. Probably more along the lines of 'future? What… read more…

Having looked at this entertaining poll over at Iain Dale's diary - the Cleggover sex survey, in tribute to bumbling lothario Nick Clegg - Westmonster can't help but wonder: why exactly would 30 per cent of BNP members be virgins? What is it about them that fails to attract… read more…