Westmonster: “money”

Ministry for Taste and Decency

Gordon Brown isn't a sunbeam...

Gordon Brown is still at risk of bankruptcy, according to recent reports, due to the £7.45m in unpaid debts that the Labour Party still has to contend with. Today marks the day that the debts are to either be reviewed or repaid, with added pressure coming in the form of… read more…
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Ministry for Administrative Affairs

Government wastes 325 million pounds

In these days of doom and gloom, it's best to be ultra-economic. Therefore every single person reading this should hang their lowly head in shame if they ever used more than the requisite toilet-paper scenario of one-up, one-down and one-to-polish. Got the message yet? Waste is bad. It's very… read more…
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Ministry for Shock Finances

Impecunious George Bush owns expensive bicycle...

George Bush, Leader of the Free World, Space and America, has shocked fans by revealing that his vast fortune isn't as vast as one may have expected it to be. According to disclosure forms released today, his wealth now stands at a paltry $6.5 million, much less than when he… read more…
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