The orange abomination that is fake tan has been banned from Royal Ascot. BBC. It was discovered that an average of eight new laws come into effect each day in the UK. The Times. David Cameron has questioned Gordon Brown about the command structure in Afghanistan after the deaths of… read more…

Paperwork can be so stressful sometimes. Imagine that you were Satan himself, Prince of Darkness and Great Overlord of the Underworld, and you were trying to frantically remember who was lined up for your 3 o' clock torture appointment. Shuffling through the reams of documents on your desk, you… read more…

Obesity is a major problem in the modern developed world. Right this second, countless millions of people are busy claiming that their overweight status is down to a faulty thyroid gland or their naturally 'big-boned' structure, rather than the fact that they spend all day shovelling family-size bars of… read more…