MPs have voted to allow controversial plans to update human embryology laws. BBC. MPs say that national school tests should be made fewer in order to provide children with a rounded education. ePolitix. The BBC has been criticised for wasting millions each year on props, catering and costumes. The Guardian.… read more…

John Prescott has revealed that he asked Tony Blair to sack the current PM whilst he was nought but a mere chancellor. ePolitix. Gordon Brown has sworn to make social care for the elderly 'fairer'. BBC. Companies may soon start using lie detectors when employees call in sick. The Sun.… read more…

Religion has always been at the forefront of embracing modern technology - from using the Black And Decker Firestorm 3000 Series to burn witches, to installing a special Jesus-monitor on the next shuttle launch just in case the Messiah comes within close proximity and possibly affects any spacewalks that… read more…