Throughout the nation brain cell blazing youngsters, television executives, and those annoying mid-30 year olds that still think they're in university are picking at the broken cartilage between their nostrils in anticipation of an exciting new energy drink called Cocaine. Developed by an American company, the beverage, which sells itself… read more…

Snotty media-types throughout the country are said to be flying into a series of involuntary paroxysms today. As a result, our contacts at the BBC have reported the introduction of an 'elevator rule' which stipulates that there is to be no more than one person at a time in all… read more…