Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has your safety in mind, you know. And that's why she has spearheaded a bold move against the greatest social evil facing Britain today - the legions of people rolling a bit of plant residue into a cigarette, smoking it and giggling to themselves all… read more…

"My comments do not accurately reflect my views" says Gerry Sutcliffe. Tax revolts are habit-forming: Guardian Phone-it-in headline of the day: "Commons to publish some expenses." Mweh. BBC (also Guardian and Independent) Data theft well and truly fudged. Guardian Ken's got enough children for a basketball team. World shrugs. Guardian… read more…

All the dailies lead with Clinton's stunning win in New Hampshire, which Westmonster called before the AP and the networks. Read about it here, here, here, here, and here. And for those of you keeping score, Westmonster stayed up late last night to cover the election whilst Iain Dale… read more…