News for the ladies: Westmonster hears that Davy Cameron was very masterful when he met with King Abdullah yesterday over the issue of Saudi-funded hate literature in British mosques. Be still our heaving bosoms, eh? The Gord, on the other hand, spent his time with His Maj WUSSING OUT of talking about… read more…

BONG! Westmonster is off to perv at listen to the musings of Alistair Campbell in an hour, so it's gonna be an early roundup, kids. Priorities and all, ya know? BONG! Spotted earlier was Labour MP Parmjit Dhanda wearing quite the loudest suit (maroon with brown tie) seen so far… read more…