As if the streets weren't already dangerous enough, with all those drunken youths, terrorists, and knife-wielding madmen hiding behind every piece of shrubbery or street furniture, it now appears that the average joe-schmoe may be forced to contend with such vicious beasts as wolves, ostriches and crocodiles as he makes… read more…

BONG! Soldiers are turning to coke because of stress. Insert marching powder gag here. BONG! 160 MPs call for a rethink on police pay, and ask for three speeding tickets and a fine for indecent exposure to be taken into consideration. BONG! Victims of violent crime are waiting longer for… read more…

Quiet isn't it? In the early stages of the noughties, venturing in the direction of Tesco to pick up a bottle of sweet sherry after dark at this time of year was like going shopping in Basra. Fireworks would explode either side as you ran the gauntlet of lit gunpowder,… read more…