If you were posing for a painting, you'd probably want to look your best. Needless to say this wouldn't involve having the inner turmoil of attempting to redefine your sullied legacy etched onto every line of your oh-so weary face. Unless you like that sort of thing. Ex-PM Tony… read more…

As angry bag-carriers met in Portcullis House on Tuesday to discuss the implications of Queuegate, there was talk of bringing the crisis to a head. The plan mooted was that somebody "do a Rosa Parks," and order any bolshy MP unwise enough to exercise his Lordly rights to the back of the line.… read more…