Stanley Johnson, the bug-eyed father of London Mayor Boris Johnson, has had to admit his disappointment today, though not regarding his son's state of idiocy as one may have expected. Instead, the sire's feelings of despair can be attributed to his not being allowed to succeed young Boris as the… read more…

BONG! The Spectator Coffeehouse reports that Cameron's crowbarring in the big names - Bojo and Hezza so far - as quickly as possible into the Colosseum. The plan is to entertain the crowd as much as possible in order that its collective mind is diverted away from thoughts of bloody assassination.… read more…