Janet Street-Porter, aka Britain's Most Useless Human Being, has interviewed BoJo this week, and the only good thing about it is the photo: You said in interviews that you've snorted coke. Well, that was when I was 19. It all goes to show that, sometimes, it's better not to say… read more…

News for the ladies: Westmonster hears that Davy Cameron was very masterful when he met with King Abdullah yesterday over the issue of Saudi-funded hate literature in British mosques. Be still our heaving bosoms, eh? The Gord, on the other hand, spent his time with His Maj WUSSING OUT of talking about… read more…

Alistair Darling is all set to groom his eyebrows into their most reassuring as news comes in from The Times that the economy's buggered. The EU Treaty will be signed today in Lisbon. Brown, in a cunning attempt to divert attention away from the EU Treaty (see: referendum, lack… read more…