Westmonster: “Dick Cheney”

Ministry for Shock Finances

Impecunious George Bush owns expensive bicycle...

George Bush, Leader of the Free World, Space and America, has shocked fans by revealing that his vast fortune isn't as vast as one may have expected it to be. According to disclosure forms released today, his wealth now stands at a paltry $6.5 million, much less than when he… read more…
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Our American Cousins

Dick Cheney's naked woman controversy

Internet phenomenons are a curious thing. Be they Rick Astley career revivals or dancing walruses, as soon as something captures the public imagination it's virtually guaranteed to spread like wildfire. The subject of the latest online furore? None other than Vice President Dick Cheney. A picture of Cheney enjoying… read more…
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Our American Cousins

Don't fight it, Dick

A big thumbs up from everyone here at Westmonster to Vice President Dick Cheney who - rather like a horse - seems to have the enviable knack of being able settle down for a wee kip pretty much anywhere. Even during a briefing on the Californian wildfires. Whilst sat directly… read more…
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While You Were Sleeping

Facing the music

Alistair Darling is all set to groom his eyebrows into their most reassuring as news comes in from The Times that the economy's buggered. The EU Treaty will be signed today in Lisbon. Brown, in a cunning attempt to divert attention away from the EU Treaty (see: referendum, lack… read more…
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