The PM paid a surprise visit to Basra yesterday. He's giving the province back to the Iraqis. In time for Christmas!However, he seems to have stolen Christmas from pensioners, says the Daily Mail. And he might also be planning to take binge drinking away from us too. Want to know… read more…

News for the ladies: Westmonster hears that Davy Cameron was very masterful when he met with King Abdullah yesterday over the issue of Saudi-funded hate literature in British mosques. Be still our heaving bosoms, eh? The Gord, on the other hand, spent his time with His Maj WUSSING OUT of talking about… read more…