Westmonster: “Campaigning”

Ministry for Devolution

Yes we can (unless you're Muslim)...

Two Muslim women were barred from sitting behind a podium that Barrack Obama was making a speech on in Detroit on Monday. Dressed in their traditional headscarves, volunteers working for the Democratic campaign were concerned that having them appear behind Obama in photographs or on television would have a negative… read more…
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Ministry for Cash-ins

American campaign cola shows cultural differences...

An American manufacturer of soft drinks has decided to contribute to the tumult surrounding the presidential nominations by allowing customers to sate their thirsts via candidate inspired packaging. Though some would call the ploy nothing more than a cyncial cash-in on the world of current events (though not current enough… read more…
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Ministry for Anglophilia

David Cameron held up by trains..

Being English isn't easy. Occasionally it feels like we're nothing more than a nation of idiots being told what to do by morons who get their orders from absolute perverts. It's quite a painful experience. To top that off, there's the bad weather, the yobs yelling at each other outside… read more…
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Ministry for Shots In The Foot

Labour: now annoying men in Wigan

You don't need Westmonster to tell you that today is a pretty darn pivotal one for the Labour government. Therefore you'd assume that the last thing they would want to do is go around offending people. Well ... offending them more than they have with an incompetent PM, a… read more…
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Ministry for Civil Disobedience

George Galloway: 'my rubber ball hell'

Chances are - if you happen to live in our glorious overpriced capital - that you've recently borne witness to the sight of George Galloway cruising around on his open-top campaign bus, babbling into his loudspeaker like a man possessed. Ironically George seems intent on preaching the word of… read more…
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Ministry for Last Chance Saloons

Red Ken wants another chance..

Ken Livingstone has taken an opportunity to inform readers of The Guardian why they should vote for him in the upcoming London Mayoral Election. As the first of the main candidates invited to use the paper as a forum, he writes a brief outline of his policies in comparison to… read more…
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Cesspool on the Potomac

Hilary Clinton's odd '3am' fixation continues

Hilary Clinton has churned out a sequel to her much-maligned '3am ringing phone' commercial. Check out the mini-Halloween horrorshow below:… read more…
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Out on the Stump

Sometimes it's hard ... to be a political activist

"Hello, I'm here from your local Labour Party. Have you got time to answer five, quick questions or do you just want to cut to the chase and shout at me for five minutes about "sleaze" as if I were the last outpost of David Abrahams' office in London, a harangue… read more…
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