Russian astronauts were forced to call a plumber after their toilet broke down. The Guardian. Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling are to meet oil chiefs amongst fears that prices will rise even more. BBC. Ministers have overruled the military and banned the use of cluster bombs. The Guardian. It seems… read more…

Within the next 72 hours Osama Bin Laden is expected to release a video message about his thoughts on Israel's 60th birthday celebrations. Reuters. A Pakistani man who stabbed his racist BNP neighbour to death is currently undergoing trial. The Times. The high court will today rule whether or not… read more…

It can't be easy being a member of the BNP. In fact, we'd either go so far as to say that it either takes a lot of balls or an incredibly inspired dose of ignorance (obviously the latter) to even think about being so: Not only do you have to… read more…

The Pound reaches a record low of 80p against the Euro. The Guardian. Sky News. Mugabe assuages voters with death threats. The Guardian. Gordon Brown isn't protesting but won't be going to the Olympic opening ceremony in China. The Independent Food Prices to rise thanks to biofuel increment. E-politix. Farmer's… read more…

Having looked at this entertaining poll over at Iain Dale's diary - the Cleggover sex survey, in tribute to bumbling lothario Nick Clegg - Westmonster can't help but wonder: why exactly would 30 per cent of BNP members be virgins? What is it about them that fails to attract… read more…

Sometimes, a story warms your heart so much, you just have to burst out laughing. So principal ballerina Simone Clarke with the English National Ballet, is set to marry the party's London mayoral candidate (good luck with that one, BNPers, the Tories have got BORIS), Richard Barnbrook. Clarke was outed… read more…

The BNP appears to be riven asunder and they think that'll be the reason no one votes for them. Um no. It's the racism thing, kids. What does the wise party spokesman, Simon Derby, have to say? He denies the BNP is irrevocably split - claiming it is simply going… read more…

Cammers' local party was naughty and took £7,400 in illegal gifts. When they realised their naughtiness, they returned the money. Of course, Cammers is all innocent and that, but he said that "Labour's mistakes are of a different order." The funds were forfeited because the benefactors were not on the… read more…

In a story that boasts all the palace intrigue and tragi-comic underpinnings that befit the implosion of Britain's leading racist, fascist paramilitary group nationalist political party, The Guardian reports that 50 senior BNP figures have resigned from the party following Broxtowe BNP councillor Sadie Graham's claim that her home was being… read more…

News this morning that in a council by-election in Horsham the Labour candidate was stuck in fourth place behind the BNP coincided with this piece in the Telegraph, claiming that the BNP's website is the most visited of all the major political parties. For some reason the BNP website isn't loading anything… read more…

Well folks, the Guardian/ICM poll is out, and it shows that the Tories and Labour are neck and neck at 38%. Cameron's ratings are the best they've been since March. Ruh-roh! Excellent analysis, as always, from the UK Polling Report. Alistair Darling on the predicted economic downturn: "this town, is… read more…

In ye olden days the proverbial nutter would spend his time on street corners, shouting about the injustice of not being able to take his camel on the bus, whilst the world largely ignored him. No more. Now he can message the entire Facebook group ("Demand Bus Passes for Camels!")… read more…