Westmonster: “Army Cadets”

Ministry for Structure and Discipline

More boot camps for bums...

Chris Grayling, the Conservative Party's welfare spokesman, will tomorrow announce the new policies on employment benefits that the party plans to install should it win the next general election. And, as essentially a rehashing of the goals behind the Labour Party's ideas to encourage school kids to join the… read more…
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Ministry for Snob Prevention

New law says be nice to the military...

Further enhancing mindless speculation that the UK is to become no more than a bleak dystopia controlled by venomous army brats, gun-toting police officers, and the idiots in Parliament is the news that it will soon be illegal for public institutions such as shops, hospitals, and bars to discriminate against… read more…
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Ministry for Structure and Discipline

Bojo begins with boot camp

In one of his first move as the new Mayor of London, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (Bojo to you) has avowed to tackle that irritating trend among the youth of London to kill one another. His methods for doing so combine a virile cocktail of volunteer-run youth clubs, old… read more…
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