A massive four people took part in the Westmonster lunchtime poll yesterday - more than the number of votes received by Labour in the last by-election, and quadruple the number of partners enjoyed by sexpot Anne Widdecombe. We rock! If you've forgotten (or just don't care), we asked you whether… read more…

Well, our lunchtime poll had to take a break yesterday - a monumental national event which sent the country into a spiral of confusion. Don't worry, kids: we're back. Last time we wanted to know whether British readers were pinning their hopes on Barack Obama in the upcoming US… read more…

Yesterday we asked you whether age-old hate-figure/iconoclast Margaret Thatcher should be receiving a grandiose state funeral. The results were a lot closer than Westmonster initially expected - 43% of you reckoning that the Iron Lady should get that most public of send-offs, while 57% of you stating that you… read more…

So Clare Short really put the boot into Gordon Brown last week ... but if the PM is looking for support from you lot, he certainly isn't going to find it. According to Friday's lunchtime poll, the vast majority of you think that Short was absolutely justified in highlighting… read more…

Yesterday we asked you if you thought Iran represented a threat to worldwide peace. Unfortunately only a handful of you responded - the rest of you presumably too busy cowering in your missile shelters with your laptops clicked over to howtosurvivetheupcomingapocalypse.com. Anyway, those of you who did take part… read more…

The Tories think that people should be given cash incentives to recycle. You don't, however, with the results of yesterday's poll stating that 77% of you think that saving the planet is a good enough cause within itself. The other 23% would presumably like a cheeky fiver slipped into… read more…

You bloody love the NHS, you lot. How do we know? Because you told us in yesterday's Lunchtime Poll, that's how - with 72% of you proclaiming that the health service was the pride of Britain and a measly 28% of you convinced that it's actually a load of… read more…

How do you normally spend your lunchtime? Sat at your desk, staring numbly at the spreadsheet in front of you, weeping silently into your Pot Noodle as you ponder the soul-crushing mediocrity of your day-to-day life? Well, boy oh boy - has Westmonster got a thirty-second diversion for you!… read more…

It's been three days since our last grand attempt at political polling went online, and, with the epic response that we managed to garner, it's a testament to the Internet's durability that it didn't buckle under all the pressure. If you'd forgotten, we asked you what you thought of Boris… read more…

Legions of Westmonster readers came together yesterday to vote in what could be one of the most ground-shaking changes to the political scene in years. The Westmonster Shine Week poll attracted an impressive number of voters (9), 89% of whom decided that the Shine Week beloved so much by Ed… read more…