Official figures released today suggest that the current panic surrounding the ostensible rise in knife crime has more to do with an increase in news reports than actual incidents involving knives. The British Crime Survey, which acquires figures via interviews with members of the public, claims that, despite the popular… read more…

Throughout the nation brain cell blazing youngsters, television executives, and those annoying mid-30 year olds that still think they're in university are picking at the broken cartilage between their nostrils in anticipation of an exciting new energy drink called Cocaine. Developed by an American company, the beverage, which sells itself… read more…

Scientists have suggested that the physical location of polling stations could have an adverse effect on the ways in which people vote in elections. So strong is the belief in the idea that calls for further research into the phenomenon have been requested to ensure that any unnecessary bias will… read more…

Lizard loathing David Icke has joined the cast of eccentrics to crawl out of the woodwork and run against David Davis in the July 10th by-election. According to his website, the former TV presenter who achieved notoriety for propagating the idea that masked lizards secretly rule the world, will run… read more…