Westmonster never realised that making a curry required a skilled chef — we've always used the drunken logic that what's eaten whilst pissed was prepared whilst pissed. But pity the poor punters of Northampton, where, according to Lib Dem councillor Sadik Chaudhury, restrictive UK immigration laws have led to 10… read more…

This article in the Daily Mail raised more questions than it answered here at Westmonster Towers. For example, is it a serious piece on female drunkenness, or an excuse to print pictures of young ladies in various states of "disgusting" undress (continued on pages 2 - 34879)? "The ladette effect puts… read more…

Westmonster is loving the new front page of the Labour Party website: the Gord has sighted the new Jerusalem and he's going to lead us to its green and pleasant lands. Maybe he will be assisted in this endeavour by a rather interesting new website called Liberal Conspiracy which seems… read more…

Smoooooth timing from the Department for Work and Pensions. So the Boy Davy's been getting plaudits for his euphemistic stylings around the immigration issue: "it's not about curbing immigration, it's about restricting excessive demographic change." Yeah right - you say tomato... The media's getting all moist about the issue, Government's on… read more…