Second Coming Middle East envoy Tony Blair has decided to cancel his peace spreading visit to Gaza after 'specific threats' were made against him. The planned trip would have been the highest-level diplomatic mission to the territory since the Hamas seized control of it about a year ago, though the… read more…

To the delight of buck-toothed youngsters throughout the nation, a Government-backed report has claimed that social networking websites such as Facebook and Bebo should be used in school classrooms to boost pupils' literacy skills. Conducted by Childnet, an organisation that promotes Internet safety, the report officially stated that, "young people… read more…

Stanley Johnson, the bug-eyed father of London Mayor Boris Johnson, has had to admit his disappointment today, though not regarding his son's state of idiocy as one may have expected. Instead, the sire's feelings of despair can be attributed to his not being allowed to succeed young Boris as the… read more…

Bored of watching TV? Fed up of spending those long and dreary weekends doing nothing more than sipping tea in the garden or comparing mortgage rates with the neighbours? Do you feel that your life lacks any sense of purpose or meaning? That middle-age has already caught up with you?… read more…