You know, if Westmonster was less erudite, we'd settle for a big picture of journalist George Monbiot being dragged away by security staff with the legend 'OMG OMG EPIC FAIL' emblazoned across it. But we hear that's the front cover for The Independent tomorrow, so we wouldn't want to… read more…

Chances are - if you happen to live in our glorious overpriced capital - that you've recently borne witness to the sight of George Galloway cruising around on his open-top campaign bus, babbling into his loudspeaker like a man possessed. Ironically George seems intent on preaching the word of… read more…

As angry bag-carriers met in Portcullis House on Tuesday to discuss the implications of Queuegate, there was talk of bringing the crisis to a head. The plan mooted was that somebody "do a Rosa Parks," and order any bolshy MP unwise enough to exercise his Lordly rights to the back of the line.… read more…