28 days or 42? That's the big question, isn't it? Just how long has Gordon Brown got left in office? Ah, we're just being cruel. Maybe Gord is actually learning lessons from his disastrous reign as Prime Minister so far. He does seem to have become a more communicative… read more…

Everyone remembers the diplomatic kid at school. You know - the one who used to intervene whenever there was a playground fight, saying something like 'let's just all get along with each other', at which point all the other kids stopped scrapping with each other and turned on him… read more…

It appears that another disgruntled Labour politician has taken Gordon Brown's absence from the country as an opportunity to slag him off. This time, Lord Desai, an Indian-born economist, has stated that the current PM's only purpose in life is to "remind people how good Tony Blair was". If Westmonster… read more…