Having looked at this entertaining poll over at Iain Dale's diary - the Cleggover sex survey, in tribute to bumbling lothario Nick Clegg - Westmonster can't help but wonder: why exactly would 30 per cent of BNP members be virgins? What is it about them that fails to attract… read more…

Look, this is just too easy. At 12.15 pm, the Grauniad reports that Jack Straw is urging and end to 'dreadful' public service jargon: "The use of euphemism across government, particularly but not exclusively in the fields of social services, is dreadful, because it acts as a barrier between the… read more…

There's a Robin Williams skit about our unarmed police where he mimics a British policeman chasing an offender, shouting: "Stop! Or I'll shout stop again!". We were reminded of this by Jacqui Smith's new proposals to crackdown on underage drinking: The measures include: a major new national crackdown by police… read more…

We've had quick squiz over what is loosely referred to here at Westmonster as our "reporting" over the past week, and have been shocked at the high volume of Government-in-the-brown-stuff style stories. Lest it be doubted - we believe that this administration is just the sort of very-British crack-squad that this country needs to… read more…