Westmonster has to admit: we were a little cynical about the overall effectiveness of 2005's Live 8 concert. That is, until we heard the glorious news: that as soon as Razorlight had finished performing their top ten hit Golden Touch, literally every child in Africa awoke to find a… read more…

'Phwooar,' the average Daily Star reader thinks 30 times a minute. 'Birds, eh? They're brilliant, ain't they? They're well sexy, especially when they put on bikinis and show off their tits! I bloody love women, me. Tell you what - one of these days I may even get round… read more…

If you wanted to discuss the issue of education within the Third World, who would you turn to? An academic who has spent his whole life researching the topic, maybe? Possibly a charity worker who had spent a significant amount of time working in such poverty-stricken corners of the… read more…

What's better than a celebrity? Nothing, that's what. They're perfect godlike specimens, swanning around the globe being incredible while you go about "working hard to make an honest living" and "maintaining some sort of perspective" like the loser you are. And what's better, then, than when a celebrity enters… read more…