The Good, The Bad And The Mad: July 9

Shiny and new, this is. We bring you Westmonster's daily not-quite-unholy trinity of stories that fall into the following categories: good news, bad news and downright insane news, all handily linked-up for you good people to peruse.

GOOD

Oil crisis? Bah. We're all going to be just fine, says Gordon Brown.

BAD

Pesky internet criminals would seem to be enjoying a 'virtual playground' littered with all our lovely personal details.

MAD

Proud parent? You may not be so smug very soon ... because, apparently, if your toddler doesn't like spicy food, then we're afraid your sprog is an evil little racist.