Lunchtime Poll: E-mail Database

A massive four people took part in the Westmonster lunchtime poll yesterday - more than the number of votes received by Labour in the last by-election, and quadruple the number of partners enjoyed by sexpot Anne Widdecombe. We rock! If you've forgotten (or just don't care), we asked you whether you thought that sex education in the UK was failing badly. 75% of you said that it wasn't, 25% that it was. Indeed, how can it be failing if so many kids are having s-e-x?

Today we're interested in garnering your opinions regarding the ideas floating around Westminster about a national database of every e-mail, telephone call, and text message to be made. Apparently, the suits are having a bit of trouble deciding whether it's a good idea or not. Maybe we can help them...

Database Poll The government's proposed e-mail database plans are... An affront to personal liberties... Not that big a deal... The way forward... view results

Poll results will be set in amber in order to provide future generations with a chance of truly understanding us.