Ministry for Wishful Thinking
Asbestos back on the menu...
The study, which was carried out by London-based health and safety experts Goddard Consulting, was produced earlier in the year and suggests that the risks being represented are not being addressed properly. Mysteriously, of all the problems identified, the biggest threat seems to revolve around a kitchen door that is wedged open by a spoon...
Apparently, an access door to an asbestos-contaminated shaft, besides the Commons kitchen, was seen to be wedged open by a spoon in order to allow some air into the hot room. The situation was examined by a survey team dressed in protective clothing and breathing masks:
"On opening this door cold air rushed in and it was like standing in a wind tunnel," said the boffins. "Asbestos fibres would be readily dispersed in the kitchen areas if the dust and debris was disturbed in the riser in any way."
Could this prove to be the news we've all been waiting for??
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Pictures of high-tech spoon-wedged-in-door security on Newsnight site.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/7511756.stm