Media roundup: Labour's latest poll disaster

Ignore what Forrest Gump said about life being 'like a box of chocolates.' Life is more like your local independent grocery store: it's overshadowed by market influences and nearer to closure with every passing day.

A depressing thought, sure, but we're just helping the Labour-voting readers out there to acclimatise themselves to being in a miserable mood. Why? Because the latest set of opinion poll results are here, and - as you'll see by this here handy meeja roundup - they're really not on the side of the Red Rose at all ...

- ITN observe the bewildered PM 'continuing to fall'

- Guess who's happy? Conservative Home

- 'Wanna be a record breaker?', Roy Castle once hollered. The Telegraph looks at the one record Brown would have to defeat - a recovery from this low a level

- Could Labour slip below even the Lib Dems? Reuters

- And Bloomberg reckons that disdain for Labour unites all social classes. Unity at last!