Ministry for Mindfucks
David Davis may actually be a lizard...
Lizard loathing David Icke has joined the cast of eccentrics to crawl out of the woodwork and run against David Davis in the July 10th by-election. According to his website, the former TV presenter who achieved notoriety for propagating the idea that masked lizards secretly rule the world, will run against ex-shadow chancellor Davis in an attempt to fight the 'Big Brother' regime.
It is as yet unknown whether or not David Davis is secretly a 'reptilian humanoid', but if he is it would perhaps explain his tendencies for skin shedding and opposition to keeping people locked in cages.
If you don't know anything about Icke, then congratulations. A basic rundown of his life story goes as follows: Born in Leicester, Icke later became a professional footballer, playing as goal keeper for Coventry. Unfortunatley, as he was forced to quit playing at the age of 21 due to problems with arthritis, he began a career as a television sports presenter.
So far, so normal. In 1990, however, a visit to a medium put Icke in contact with the spirit world. Here he learnt that he was actually a healer of humanity and that he should write books explaining the truth about life. He predicted that one day there would be a huge earthquake which would allow the oceans to reclaim the land and that this was humanity's punishment for abusing the earth.
Hmmmmmm...
The theory of reptilian humanoids pulling society's strings came later, claiming that many illustrious people (the Royal Family, George Bush, etc) are actually extraterristrial lizards that can change shape. Because they have never tried to sue Icke he must be correct.
Obviously, it's not up to us to say whether or not Icke's theories are worthy of credence. We'll let you decide that for yourself. His participation in the by-election demonstrates what a complete waste of time it is, though: Other nuts to be running against Davis include a market stall owner and somebody called 'The Mad Cow Girl'.
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2 Comments
Are you a journalist? You certainly don't appear to have read much of what Icke has written over the years. I venture to suggest that Icke is a whole lot saner than you or I. He says the world needs to 'wake up' quickly as we face a choice between Freedom or Fascism. He's right.
I agree with that part, but the lizard thing is a bit too much for me to handle...