Conservatives data leak is ill-timed...

The Conservatives have cocked-up today by revealing that they ~~sold~~ leaked the personal information of 8,000 voters to a radio station. Although the specifics aren't known for sure, it's expected that the files in question included such information as names and addresses, sexual perversions and proclivities, telephone numbers and coded versions of voting intentions. How shocking...

David Cameron is reported to have become a nervous wreck after hearing the news, so much so that even the scum on the backbenches have caught a whiff or two of his untimely pee dribbles. We suppose you could say that he's having a very personal leak of his own. His feelings of dread were no doubt heightened to Shakespearean proportions after receiving a particularly threatening and unsavoury letter from Ed Miliband, the Cabinet Office minister.

Although Westmonster hasn't read the official letter, we did find the following missive stuffed behind the radiator of a Westminster speakeasy:

Dear David,

I'm was terribly upset to hear that your party has released the personal information of voters to a radio station. What on earth for?

As a speaker for the Labour Party, I would like to urge you to apologise to this great nation for the blunder.

Sincerely,

Ed Miliband

P.S. Ur fucked now! You dosh cunt! C U in hell!
P.P.S Gordon says to tell u ur a silly twat! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Coincidence? We think not.

Many expect that the data leak may have an impact on the results of today's by-election in Crewe. Judging by some of the other blogs out there, particularly Iain Dale's Diary, it seems that most people feel that the Conservatives are going to kick it 1979 style.

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Written by Oli Anderson on 22 May 2008 12:16 PM. There are 2 comments so far. Permalink