Cherie Blair defends book...

Cherie Blair and her bent face have found themselves in a spot of bother after the release of her memoirs - so much so that those disgusted by her revelations have asked her to stand down as a judge. Dear, oh dear.

However, on Radio 4's Woman's Hour this morning, the sexy wife of Tony Blair retorted in her uppity tones that she would definitely not be giving up her role as a judge because she 'enjoyed the law' and wanted to continue practising it.

So fuck you.

The incident isn't the first time that Mrs Blair's book has been the topic of controversy: Earlier in the week there were reports of mass vomiting in the streets after it was revealed that she and Tony Blair made sweet and tender love under the pale moonlight whilst staying with the Queen and Prince Philip in Balmoral (although the Queen and her husband were in no way involved with the incident). And, just yesterday, the writings were criticised for referring to the death of dead doctor David Kelly.

The Queen was apparently so disgusted when she read the book that she burnt all of the sheets in Balmoral and placed a record order with Argos for clean replacements.

Mrs Blair says that she didn't write the book because of all the money that she is expected to make from it, but because of an urge to express herself genuinely instead of through press releases. When responding to her critics who stated that she should be ashamed of herself she simply retorted:

"I'm sorry (they) feel like that but it's very much a part of the story."

So there.

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Written by Oli Anderson on 15 May 2008 2:26 PM. Permalink