Toilet sex scene excites Welsh Assembly..

Ministers at the Welsh National Assembly have gotten their knickers in a bit of a twist after it was revealed that a TV company used a toilet near their building to film a sex scene.

Reports don't say anything regarding the graphic content of the shots but, based on the ways in which everybody is getting excited about it, Westmonster can only assume that it was one of the hottest things to happen in Wales since the discovery of central heating.

As that was only a week or two ago we can only pray that all this excitement won't become too much for our Welsh friends.

The programme that is responsible for all of this hoo-hah is a soap opera by the name of Caerdydd (Cardiff), which is billed by S4C as a depiction of "love and lust at the cutting edge of capital city life".

Quote of the day, however, must surely go to William Graham, a man who works for the company that runs the building: "I can't see the need for them to film that scene here - they must have toilets of their own they can use."

Westmonster would like to point out to Mr Graham that he should never assume anything. Just because he is fortunate enough to have a toilet for filming sex scenes doesn't mean that everybody else does....

Written by Oli Anderson on 23 Apr 2008 8:56 AM. Permalink