Spoonfed politics: morning round-up

Mick Fealty wants the London dog to see the BoJo rabbit: Brassneck
London Mayoral "on a knife-edge" - unfortunate turn of phrase from the Guardian
Ken's knife-edge plan: raid the schools! This Is London
Cammers likes his women to look a certain way: Telegraph
El Gordo's latest mainstream election wheeze: a rollicking video on progressive governance. Phwoaar. Guardian
Michael White hearts Harriet H, stab jacket or no: Guardian (The Times loves her too, today)
MP expenses: proposal to build Animal House for politicos: Telegraph
El Gordo wants cannabis reclassified. Advisors shrug and say, why bother, man? BBC
Gorgeous Elisabeth M hearts pouting Barack O: politicalbetting
El Gordo needs to get the plumbers inTimes
Labour postponing bad poverty news until May 2 (why, is something happening on May 1, then?): Independent