Morning media zoo

"My comments do not accurately reflect my views" says Gerry Sutcliffe. Tax revolts are habit-forming: Guardian
Phone-it-in headline of the day: "Commons to publish some expenses." Mweh. BBC (also Guardian and Independent)
Data theft well and truly fudged. Guardian
Ken's got enough children for a basketball team. World shrugs. Guardian
Who let all these wonky women in? New Statesman
Ban paedophiles from websites! That'll fix it. Independent
Brown to ignore advice on cannabis and roll up a big one anyway. Independent
Dave's more Open Source than Gordon! There's no copyright on ideas, man! Register
MP runs over cyclist in his Range Rover. Of course he's a Tory. BBC
Ron Davies making a return to elected politics. Badger badger badger. Telegraph.
Cammers gets it in the neck for control-freakery on MEP candidate selection. Telegraph