Tussauds hearts Davey

As if things weren't bad enough, now Madame Tussauds is to snub Gordon Brown:

Ben Lovett, a spokesman for the tourist attraction, said: "We have decided not to create a wax figure of Gordon Brown at this interim stage. He may not be in the job for much longer. We could be making a David Cameron, who knows?

We anticipate a last-minute tax on wax in the upcoming budget, and a new inspectorate: Office of Shoddy High-priced Attractions for Tourists (OFSHAT).