Sky discovers CAPS LOCK

After Jon Craig's rants, it's the turn of Glen Oglaza to go slightly postal on the Boulton and Co. blog:

Astonished to read Julie Andrews' (of all people) revelation in the Sunday Times that her father was not her father. Her biological father was a man with whom Julie's mother had a fling WHILE SHE WAS MARRIED.

Did you also know that the same is true of Carla Bruni, new First Lady of France? She too has a biological father with whom her mother had an affair WHILE MARRIED to her what? Official father?

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In France, they seem pretty unfazed by such revelations. How would we respond, I wonder, if our Prime Minister or a member of the Royal family confessed to such a complicated state of affairs?

Next up: Kerry Katona's drink problem and what it says about our role in Afghanistan...