Morning media zoo

A round-up of the barking, the pompous and the out-of-date.

- Andrew Gimson says El Gordo is turning into El Neville

- Simon Hoggart can't resist making the same reference

- Waste-of-space Sunder Katwala reckons he's convinced El Gordo to have an Iraq inquiry. Riiiiight.

- Government missing carbon targets, obvious hot-air analogy avoided

- David Cameron is "silverback aspirant" says Polly

- Michael White suddenly realises Cameron has a tax problem

- Tim Bell scrapes the political barrel

- Balls tries to address endemic problem. Media sneers.