BoJo attends Street-Porter fiasco

Janet Street-Porter, aka Britain's Most Useless Human Being, has interviewed BoJo this week, and the only good thing about it is the photo:

You said in interviews that you've snorted coke.

Well, that was when I was 19. It all goes to show that, sometimes, it's better not to say anything.

I don't think you have that choice because, in a political campaign, everything you've ever said or done is going to be picked up. Tell me, can you remember losing your virginity?

I can, but I just don't think it would be appropriate to talk about it. The public don't give a monkey's about all that.

But they might be interested if you were having an affair. They might say, 'He's supposed to be mayor, and he's got this big family. How can he have a fling on the side?' What will you say to the electorate?

I'm going to work extremely hard to give complete dedication to the people of London.