Ministry for Pissing In The Wind

Tories cynical on Rock

george osborne.jpgMemo to Dave, George, and friends: when you've made considerable hay out of tarring the government with the brush of transparent political cynicism, it's a good idea to steer clear yourselves of transparently cynical political grandstanding.

Oops! Too late.

Tempted though Alistair Darling may have been to rise to the Tories' challenge and put Northern Rock into administration, thus screwing thousands upon thousands of banking and home-owning Britons in one fell swoop, the government actually chose a responsible option here. The nationalisation option, redolent of the Komintern though it may be, is the only one that stands a chance of keeping the taxpayer from getting completely jacked.

But don't take it from Westmonster, take it from Edmund Conway, the Economics Editor of that socialist rag, the Daily Telegraph:

Nationalisation conjures up memories of the 1970s when failing companies were brought into public ownership in a vain attempt to save jobs - with dire consequences. … Taxpayers may well eventually benefit from a profit from the troubled company; without the encumbrances of shareholders it can be diced up and sold off far more easily than it would in the private sector.

The Tories, however, come back and say "We'd put Northern Rock into administration." Really? Really really?

Westmonster calls bullshit.

There is no attractive solution to Northern Rock, just a range of least lousy alternatives. The consequences of putting this bank under administration would be so dire that no government would ever attempt it. And as many have noted, selling the bank to Richard Branson whilst guaranteeing the liabilities offers no upside to the taxpayer, just tons of downside. Nationalisation screws the shareholders, but of all the possible outcomes, the shareholders are the smallest possible group of people to be screwed.

So the Conservatives propose a policy no government would have ever let come to pass, knowing they'd never be held to account. Then they chastise the actual government for choosing the policy solution that sucked the least. If that's not transparently cynical, Westmonster doesn't know what qualifies.

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