Does the gentleman have a Nectar card?

Not to put too fine a point on it, but how many among us can claim we never earned Air Miles on business travel that we later used for a personal flight?

That said, Westmonster plans to fully take advantage of the new lower threshold for government scandals, using our journalistic skills to answer the question that's on everyone's lips as we speak:

What has Gordon Brown been spending his Tesco ClubCard points on?

If we turn anything up, we'll let you know.