We, the undersigned…

Westmonster needed some cheering up on a Thursday afternoon, and where better to go for a few laughs than the 10 Downing St. e-petitions list. We didn't have to navigate past the first 2 pages to feel better. Some of our favourites are listed below, with the number of signatories in brackets:

• We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to To make it illegal for Politicians to tell lies. (19) —Mark Jones
• We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make a law which mean bike lanes lead somewhere. (5) —Sam Rees, Cardiff
• We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to Put Lady Godiva on the back of the five pound note. (7) —Joseph Ball
• We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to make it ilegal to marry and have sex with your cousin. (6) —Sophie Maxwell
• We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to free the Canoe Two - John and Anne Darwin. (6) —S. Wilshaw

Good work, citizens! Keep Gordon's feet over the coals!