Vaizey: Just happy to see you

Westmonster doesn't mind hitting below the belt, as it were, especially when the subject makes it so easy.

We have to say we got excited, very excited — so excited — when news came over the wire that Cameron buddy Ed Vaizey popped an "herbal" Viagra substitute with Matthew Wright on yesterday's "Wright Stuff". The Viapro pills he took are made from stinging nettles, mountain herbs and deer antler velvet, and are going on sale at Superdrug this week. Vaizey said the pills made his hands feel "tingly," but Westmonster isn't quite certain what he meant by "hands."

Westmonster can only speculate on why Vaizey experimented with the pills, but the nearest Superdrug to his Notting Hill home is on Kensington High Street, where we expect Vaizey's wife Marina to rock up any minute now.