Blond, bouncy, one for the boys

Our thanks to the Mail for taking the Derek Conway story into new, unexpected and glorious places:

Son Freddie celebrated his 21st birthday on the Commons terrace. His brother Henry, like him an Old Harrovian, is now a fashion writer who was pictured leaving a nightclub with actress and singer Martine McCutcheon.

He organises Thursday nights at the London nightclub Mahiki, is a regular at gay clubs frequented by Elton John and David Furnish, and once described himself as "blond, bouncy and one for the boys".

The Mail says the whip's now been withdrawn from Derek Conway, presumably because it's already being used by his son. Fang yew, fang yew, we're here all week...