A Hain in Gord's arse

The story that won't go away continues to embarrass the government, as Cameron warns Peter Hain he has some 'splaining to do. El Gordo offers his full support to Hain, except, well, not.
But wait! Boy George has some 'splaining to do too. Westmonster is flummoxed — who knew there was dirty dealing in political donations?
No buyer for Northern Rock? No worries, the government will be happy to step in.
Labour backbenchers are threatening a rebellion over police pay, according to the Telegraph, as they try to pressure Jacqui Smith to back down in advance of a threatened police walkout.
When you're Gordon Brown and you can't win for losing, it's time to talk about Europe.
Little Nicky electrifies the audience with a passionate speech on… public service reform. You can just feel the momentum shifting toward the LibDems, can't you?