Tinfoil hattery at the CoffeeHouse

If it wasn't the case that those pinko Commie leftie bastards at the Beeb only devoted ten seconds to Peter Hain's troubles!

Okay, so they ran extensively on how-Wendy-Alexander-should-resign-because-she's-a-lying-liar, in depth on how the Government are f*cked, and muchly speculated on how that Gordon Brown is a bit shite, but did they comment on the new allegations that the Tories are sweet and rose smelling when it comes to party funding, whilst Labour stink to high heaven?

Did they mention that David Cameron is politics answer to him everyone fancies out of Pirates of the Carribbean and how fabulous George Osborne looks in his winter collection of double breasted suits? 

Did they balls. AND they showed Wendy Alexander in a RED suit (red as in Labour, geddit? Eh? Eh?). Disgraceful.

It leads us to conclude what we've long suspected: the BBC is run by the Government and will not stop spinning on their masters' behalf until Labour are confirmed as the eternal party of Britain. Fact.

Some people claim that people like Paxo give politicians a run for their money regardless of political affiliation, but those of us In The Know are well aware that the only reason he gets that sneery look on his face when a Labour member is on is because he's concentrating on giving them a hand-job under the table. Same with John Humphrys who's a well known Labour stooge. It's all there in the BBC contract. Oh, and the BBC contract is printed on pink paper (because they're Pinko Commies). Another fact.

That they broke up their uninterrupted "Government in the brown stuff" coverage for three minutes during the past twenty-four hour period to report on the nurse who got done for committing crimes against the naming of teddy bears, is proof if ever proof were needed of that the BBC leftie bias knows no bounds.