While You Were Sleeping

The Broon mirage?

vulture.jpgThe vultures continue to circle over the Gord, and this time they're carrying economic statistics!. Gulp.

Northern Rock hasn't gone away: a second bidder has pulled out of the process.

David Abrahams plays the "is it 'cos I is black?" card and threatens dark happenings if he keeps getting kneed in the knackers by Labour briefings.

And Peter Watt's not happy, neither. He will "fight to clear his name." Do you want to step outside?

Theodore Dalrymple: prisons work! Polly Toynbee: no they don't! Construction industry: rubbing hands!

Traffic on roads nearly doubles in, er, nearly three decades. Traffic fines now underpinning the Gord's wobbly economy.

Ian Blair hails "successful year", while accidentially spearing a crowd of small children on a rotisserie thanks to "operational shortcomings."

Why so many immigrants? Because Britons is rubbish at stuff.

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