Points, In Order
No-one knows what goes on....
BONG! No-one knows what goes on behind closed doors, as Charlie Rich sang. Except we do, don't we? Gordon Brown signed a "historic" European treaty behind closed doors today, didn't he?
BONG! Yvette Cooper's sick of him indoors getting all the attention. So she's come out with her own social housing plan. Much of which looks quite good, actually.
BONG! It's Digital Devolution! Some Scottish MSPs are arguing that a future UK ID card database should not be able to access data held by Scottish institutions. It's Binary Braveheart!
BONG! The BBC's asking some tough questions about Donald Trump, the Scottish Government and the Chief Executive of Aberdeenshire Council. None of these questions include anything about Trump's hair, sadly.
BONG! Gordon Brown's come out fighting over Russia's decision to restrict the work of the British Council, accusing it of being riddled with spies. Wow, if our spies are now ELT specialists and art historians, we're in trouble.
BONG! And look, Jacqui, we're sorry, but this is getting ridiculous. The Home Office has now admitted that over 6,000 people working in the security industry in this country are illegal immigrants. Now, is it us, or are people beginning to think that John Reid was just fannying about when he was at the Home Office? Wasn't he supposed to sort all this out?
