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Jeffrey Archer Watch: Cricket
Fletch Archer informs us that he "rose early" to catch the cricket yesterday, and was witness to Muralitharan's world-record-breaking 709th wicket. Fletch then considers the controversial bowling action of said Muralitharan, before concluding:
As a layman I feel it only fair to point out that he only bowls at 50 miles an hour, not 100, so world class batsmen ought to be able to handle him.
We don't think he's quite got the hang of this spin-versus-pace thing in cricket, has he?

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Considering his history he said some very odd things about sexual activity too when he was doing that Jury thing of a rape trial.
Next week:
Bread rolls are much smaller than loaves and should be easier to eat.